lengkatui: November 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Jennifer Lopez And Denzel Washington Are "Boys & Girls Club" Spokesmen!

Celebrities Doing Good.....has a nice ring to it, yes?

Jennifer Lopez, joined by Denzel Washington and Mario Lopez, was on hand today for the Boys and Girls Clubs of America announcement in Los Angeles, CA. Lady Lopez is the organization's first female spokeswoman!

The announcement commemorates the 20th anniversary of the organization's name change from "Boys Clubs" to Boys & Girls Clubs of America, marking the expansion of the mission to reach all young people in need. As the first female spokesperson, Lopez joins Washington who has served as the national spokesperson for the BGCA since 1992.

Good Stuff!

Enjoy more flix under the break....

Who's Madd???

It don't get NO BETTA than JLo! YEP...I said it!

Images: Getty Images

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So How Did Kanye And Nicki Do On This Week's Album Chart?

According to Hits Daily Double:

Kanye West: 518K (#1 spot)

Nicki Minaj: 317K (#2 spot)

NOT BAD! Especially since this weeks chart was crowded with releases. Rihanna appears to still be moving records as she sold another 133K units. NIIIIICE. And what can we say about Taylor Swift and Susan Boyle....STILL KILLIN'!

Whose album did you buy, Dancers?

Spotted: Blake Lively & Penn Badgley + Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr

*sigh* These two should get back together! Aren't they cute? That would make Flash very happy. Don't you guys wanna make Flash happy?

Blake Liveley and ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley were spotted on the set of “Gossip Girl” in New York City today braving the cold weather.

Orlando Bloom and a pregnant Miranda Kerr under the break....

That's right Orlando....protect your woman!

Orlando Bloom and wife Miranda Kerr (who looks adorable with her baby bump) were spotted leaving the Pink Floyd concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday night.

Cute!

Images: INF Daily/Flynet

Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz, Kim Kardashian And More Die For A Good Cause!

You can always count on Alicia Keys to push a positive message, and this time it's no different! Alicia Keys and her charity Keep A Child Alive have called on celebs to pull the plug on their social networking sites to help raise $1 million.

In an attempt to help those afflicted with AIDS and HIV in Africa and India, the stars will appear in coffins, representing their digital death. Prepare for tomorrow’s social suicide by checking out some of the Markus Klinko & Indrani-photographed ads below.

GREAT CAUSE!

More under the break.....

The full list of celebs participating in the digital death are Alicia Keys, Lady GaGa, Ryan Seacrest, Usher, Jennifer Hudson, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Elijah Wood, Serena Williams, Daphne Guinness, Janelle Monae, Bronson Pelleitier, Kimberly Cole, Swizz Beats and Jay Sean.

Images/Source: Rap-Up.com/PacificCoastNews

Khia Critiques Nicki Minaj's "Pink Friday" (HEEEELARIOUS)

*collapses*

If you love yourself like you say you love yourself, you would get into female rapper Khia's review of Nicki Mianj's Pink Friday debut album.

There are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (is that enough o's?) many quotables in this review that I can't even begin to name my favorite.

HEEEEELARIOUS!

This girl is a ball of foolishness that only a mother could love.

Check it out under the break....

Now………When I said Happy Thanksgiving, I was not talking about Onika’s album because there was nothing “Happy” about it, and when I say I nothing… I do mean “Nothing, Nada, Zilch…. This bitch needs to be SHOT on site. So while these bitches are fighting over whose ASS SHOTS are the biggest, give me an album without any CAMEOS and then you can talk to the Queen….. Cuz I carry this shit on top of “My Neck and My Back,” Solo Hoe! Hell…….Even on top my head, fruit baskets and all!

Real Talk…… It smells WORSER than the gas that’s coming out of my ASS, from all of the Turkey that I ate over the Thanksgiving weekend. Someone needs to give this BITCH a FLEET Enima and “FLUSH” her IMMEDIATELY, She is nothing but a “Ghostwritten”, Weezy-wannabe WHORE!

Now, I don’t want to sound like a hater because I did go out and spend my $13.99 on this”Mop-flop” of an album, so hopefully this review will give this BLOW-UP doll a little more promotion….. They built this “Bear” right before our eyes! No hate intended…. Real Talk. So let’s get started…….Shall we?

Onika Maraj’s “Pink Friday” Album Review!

Guuuuuuurl…..For starters, the album cover was cute but it looked like Mama Cita needed a Knee Replacement, Knee Braces or KNEE KNOCKERS cuz her legs looked Knotted Up, ILLIFORMED and DEFORMED just like that FAKE “ASS” of hers!!!! Her breast looked suculant, but I wouldn’t suck them wit Latifah’s lips! Shout out to the stylists and photographers who done a spectacular job, airbrushing and styling this “Dungeon Dragon” because we all know that this “Lint-Lizard” doesn’t look like this in person…. It’s AMAZING what a little make-up and camera angles can do! Fuck you, Derek Blanks and the SHIP that your ancestors came in on……Cotton-Picking son of a bitch! Moving right along!

Before we get too far into this “Fabulous” review. I noticed that there were a Hell a lot of people in this 360 deal, Universal, Young Money, Cash Money…..No Money! I mean, they get album sale Money, Endorsement Money, Merchandising Money, Show Money which equals….No Money!! I mean….. With all of the writer’s, producer’s, features and after my husband Weezy cashes in on all of his favors, Onika will be left with $3.60 which equals….No Money! I mean, let’s be real here……100% can only go but Sooooooooooo many ways. Real Talk! Let’s move on….. Shall we?

Track 1: I’m The Best

Yes, “I” Am….. Is she the best? “NO” she’s NOT! If she was……….She wouldn’t have to say it soooooooooooooooo many times. I am a little sick and tired of hearing it! Enough, ALREADY! Wayne is the best rapper alive…… And stop tryna sound like him, we’re all OVER it! Let’s face it…… Nasti Muzik dances circles around this piece of SHIT!!! Now Tweet that……….BITCH!

Track 2: Roman’s Revenge

The best thing on this track was Eminem! Someone call “Puff The Magic” Dragon Slayer. Was she talkin about Lil Kim and was not woman enough to say it? Ooooooooooh Enimem, I never dated a white dude before…..Let’s share an Ice Cream Sandwich, or maybe an Oreo Cookie or even a Peppermint Patty! Oooooooooooooh, I’m sooooooooooo messy!

Track 3: Did It On’Em

What did you do? Because it’s obvious that you will not sell any RECORDS, don’t get too “COMFY” over there at Cash Money Records Sweeeeetie because if they DROPPED Teena Marie, they are going to be SWEEPING your ASS out the DOOR pretty soon! I Thank my husband for DROPPING Lil Mo becuase her LIPS weighed more than her ALBUM sales and needed to be picked UP from draaaaaaaging the floor! Every night me and my husband Weezy still fight about him letting Teena Marie go!

Track 4: Right Thru Me

We see right past your dumb ass! See through you, walk over you, step on you, so tired of you! I know it won’t be long before I hear about you in the PAPER! I smell a nervous BREAK DOWN coming on…..You’re not BUILT for this!

Track 5: Fly

Go Rhi-Rhi!!!! Onika, are you still swinging? The battle is over, the battle is not yours it is the Lord’s! It seem like in every song you are fighting to prove yourself…….What the HELL is really going? Are youuuuuuuuu the one jumping out of the window? Or am I going to have to THROW your ass out of the window? Where is the TALENT? Is this entire album aimed at all female rappers? You’re old as Methuselum, 969 years old and you’re still dissing and beefing. I mean, even the Queen isn’t dissing these BITCHES anymore! Grow up….Get over it! You aint even strong enough to hang…….. You will be HANGING yourself soon! You’re already taking a lot of pain killers because you have gone through soooooooo many surgeries! Don’t get ADDICTED to em, Now…… Ya hear?

Track 6: Save Me

I just told yall to SAVE this bitch…….She is DROWNING, FALLEN and can’t GET Up! Don’t give up though, keep swimming……… Hopefully, you will be able to keep Hope alive for all of lil girls that’s drowning! Seems like, Willow Smith and Justin Bieber should have been featured on the album, because the chilren are the only ones who are pleased with the works of this tired ass album. Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!

Tracks 7: Moment For Life

You still SWINGING? “SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT.” Somebody please come by and carry this BITCH home! Who approved this track list? Let me check…… Looks like my husband Weezy and Birdman! Damn, they wouldn’t even give you Executive Producer credit, which still equals……..No Money!

Track 8: Check It Out

Check what out? The best thing on this track is the “Feature” WIL-I-AM…… I can’t believe I wasted my $13.99 on this BULL SHIT, I told yall that it aint no damn Barbies in the hood! I can’t wait for Matel to sue this bitch for all of the $3.60 that she earned! When is this bitch gonna learn that they stealing all of the money?

Track 9: Blazin

The only thing that’s “Blazin” is Onika’s pussy! Yeah fellas, it’s burning……Flaming Hot! Bitches will do anything for a record deal! Onika, look in the mirror! Are you pleased with yourself? We seen the BEFORE, it would have been better if you came out AFTER all of the surgery!

Track 10: Here I Am

Where are you? When you pulled “Massive Attack,” you should have pulled a few more! You are a ”Feature-Creature” Hoe, Tired and Threw. MOP this FLOP, all through my kitchen floor. Now they say, that this bitch has issues such as being bipolar and having symptoms of ADD. Instead of buying all of them costumes and wigs, you need to invest in a psychiatrist. I can hear pain on every track, you need a whole lot of SPECIAL attention.

Track 11: Dear Old Nicki

RIP…….Case closed and casket DROPPED!

Track 12: Your Love

No Hate……. I like this Track, but you still get “No” Love!

Track 13: Last Chance

This was your last chance to convince me……..And you BLEW it!

Final Arguments and Closing statements on Onika Maraj’s album review!

This bitch had three years of FULL promotion, all of the wigs, costumes, features and favors that my husband Weezy’s hard earned MONEY can buy and THIS is what you decided to give us?????? Yet, Nasti Muzik dances circles around this fuckery of an album! You have been officially sentenced to LIFE without any eligibility for Parole and have been banished from the Hip-Hop community for giving us this weak ass album. Imma keep it Gangsta, you had a Hellified promotional team but they just didn’t have anything to promote. Rob Sherfield from Rolling Stone magazine gave you 3.5 stars on the album but the Queen gives you…….ZERO stars, not even a shooting STAR! By the way, I hear that Lil Kim is erasing bitches social security numbers and that Foxy Brown is a little upset with because you lied about the feud between Kim and you, but I think Foxy should concentrate on how Kim came and SNATCHED up her record deal! Wasn’t it Fox Boogie Brown that was hanging tough with Jay Z back in the day? Is that the reason Foxy got soooooooo Big? Or was it THYROIDS, FIBROIDS, HONEY BUNS or TWINKIES? It looks like like someone PUMPED helium straight into her body! At least Lil Kim NIPPED, TUCKED and STUFFED her fat away! Nicki, please give Inga the number to your plastic surgeon and your shrink while you are at! Maybe, you guys can tag team! It takes two to Tango!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh, one more thing! Can someone tell me what happened with Pretty Money? Oh, they never made any………MONEY!

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha! This girl is a MESS (but I silently LIVE for her....go figure)!

Hip-Hop's Female MCs Unite For A Photohoot!

NIIIIIICE....I love it!

Dancers, check out these shots from celebrity photographer Michael-Antonio who brought together Hip-Hop's female MCs for a "unity" inspired photoshoot in Part 1 of his series. Unity? In female hip-hop? Is that possible? I sure hope so....

This shoot features Lil Kim, Trina, Rasheeda, Young B, Lola Monroe and Gangsta Boo (damn...where have you been?).

Part 2 of the shoot will be hitting the net soon and will feature Queen Latifah, MC Lyte, Eve, Shawnna, and Jacki-O.

No Nicki or Foxy? They should DEFINITELY be involved. Wonder why they're not involved?

Images: michaelantonio.net

Ochocinco Speaks On His Fiance Eveleyn Lozada!

Well isn't this cute.

In an interview on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM radio show this morning, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson speaks on his engagement to Basketball Wives reality star Evelyn Lozada:

"Yeah, man ... It's time for me to sit down. Enough is enough. I'm 32, you know, my days are over. You know how you deal with this person, that person, but you can't ever find everything in one individual?" he asked Seacrest. "I think I found everything I've been looking for in one person. [She's] everything I've been missing."

Well, DAMN!

Though Ochocinco declined to call his fiancée "perfect" – "ain't no such thing as perfect," he laughed – he did say she's "close enough."

Awww, this made me feel a little tingly inside....I have to admit.

I still give it 6 months *no shade* (well actually, that WAS shade. shoot me!)

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RHOA's Phaedra Parks Talks Motherhood, Her "Miracle Baby" And Reality TV (VIDEO)

I'm sorry...she still gets a MAYJAH *side-eye* from me with her EXTRA azz!

LaLa Vasquez Covers "FEARLESS" Magazine!

This cover is simply GORGEOUS!!!

Check out the very beautiful LaLa Vasquez on the cover of FEARLESS Magazine's Holiday issue:

FAB!

What does being “Fearless” mean to you?
I’ve learned in this business someone’s not going to like it. Someone’s always going to have something to say. So I think that being fearless is not trying to please everybody but just pleasing yourself because at the day end of the day if you’re happy that’s all that really matters.

We are all here for a reason. Why do you think you are here?
That’s a deep one. I think I am definitely here to be a mother to my son and to be a good example to him of how men should treat women

Flash's Ladies!

My gals, The Kardashian sisterw, are hot on the promotional trail in NYC for their new book Kardashian Konfidential. They hit the pavement leaving the WB11 morning show.

More ladies under the break....

Fergir-Ferg was spotted at LAX looking quite fashionable!

Halle Berry was on hand at Variety’s Los Angeles screening series presentation of “Frankie and Alice”

Angelina and her girls Shiloh and Zahara visit the museum in Paris

Angela Simmons and Leona Lewis go holiday shopping at The Grove in Los Angeles. Who knew they were friends?

CUTENESS!!! Christina Milian and daughter Violet at Yo Gabba Gabba! Live! There’s a Party in My City! in LA

Vivica A. Fox attends the Hollywood Christmas Parade.

Jessica Alba arrives at JFK airport

Ashley Green out and about in Beverly Hills. No Joe?

Nicki Minaj leaving Jimmy Kimmel *sigh*

WERK!!! Chrisette Michele hosted her autograph signing at "Carols Daughter" in Harlem last night

The GREAT Madonna launched her new Hard Candy Fitness Global Gym in Mexico City, Mexico last night. *praying to GOD that I look like this at 50+*

Images: Splash/Flynet/WireImages/Getty Images/WENN/AKM Images/PacificCoastNews

Beyonce And Liya Kebede For Tom Ford Spring/Summer 2011!

DIVINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feast your eyes on the glamour that is Beyonce Knowles and Liya Kedebe from Tom Ford's spring/summer 2011 private show. Famed photographer Terry Richardson was the only photographer allowed to shoot at the show. Now, his images are available for viewing in Harper's Bazaar UK's January 2011 issue.

Images: Harper's Bazaar UK

Drew Brees Named Sportsman Of The Year + Reggie Bush!!!

Congrats are in order for New Orleans Saint's QB Drew Brees as he has been named Sport's Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year for 2010.

"It's an unbelievable honor, for everything that it stands for," Brees said of the Sports Illustrated award Tuesday morning on NBC's Today show. "And it just makes me reflect back on the last five years in New Orleans, and the teams that I've had the opportunity to play for. And it's just been a special, special journey." He continues, "I needed New Orleans so badly back in 2006, just somebody to believe in me, somebody to care about me. And that's why myself and my wife Brittany, we just tried to throw ourselves into the community, to do our part."

Congrats to Drew Brees....well derserved!

The FINE-ness that is Reggie Bush under the break...

FINE...I tell ya!

Reggie Bush and teammate Jeremy Shockey were on hand at the Health Evans Foundation Inaugural Rendevous at Harrah's Theater/Casino in New Orleans yesterday.

Did I say FINE? Just checking....